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April 27, 2007

Bad Film Tagline of the Day : Wayne's World

"You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll hurl."

Tagline for the film Wayne's World (1992), available at Quickflix

Never really understood the point of this tagline, but Wayne's World is one damn funny movie. One of my favourite quotes:

Wayne Campbell: She's a babe.
Garth Algar: She's magically babelicious.
Wayne Campbell: She tested very high on the stroke-ability scale.

Excellent.

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April 24, 2007

Bad Film Tagline of the Day : Thunderball

"Look up! Look down! Look out! Here comes the biggest Bond of all!"

Tagline for the film Thunderball (1965), available at Quickflix

One of funniest Bond Tag lines. They really knew how to sell films in the 60s.

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Elaborate Slang Photos Now On Flickr

Photos of my mates band: Elaborate Slang have been uploaded to my flickr site.

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April 23, 2007

Bad Film Tagline of the Day : The Phantom Planet

"See!! A 6 ft. astronaut shrink to 6 inches before your very eyes! See!! The Moon Maidens! See!! The attack of the Fire People! Starring DOLORES FAITH the Girl from Outer Space!"

Tagline for the film The Phantom Planet (1961), available at Quickflix

A piece of absolute gold tagline writing. You can imagine the campy 60's voiceover dude reading this one out. It actually had a couple of other fantastic taglines: "Captives of a power far, far out!", "Science Shocker of the Space Age." and perhaps my favourite "It Begins Where Others End! On the Moon!". Classic.

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April 11, 2007

Cool Dancing Robot

Bit of fun for a dreary afternoon...

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April 03, 2007

Best Xbox 360 commercial ever

Viva Pinata is one of the most underrated titles on the 360 at the moment, but they do have some fantastic advertising. Check this out:

Pure gold.

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